CHANDLER, AZ – Last Saturday, real estate agent Bonnie Ellis achieved a milestone years in the making when she checked her phone and discovered she only had one hundred unread messages.
“I don’t know what happened. I usually have somewhere in the neighborhood of 1,500 unread messages at any given time but that weekend I got into this zone where I was just burning through them,” recalled Ellis.
Ellis believes this is a turning point for her, organizationally. “I never actually expected this to happen. I figured I’d be buried under unread messages for the rest of my life, but now that I can see it’s possible, I have to say it feels pretty good,” said a jubilant Ellis.
Congratulations immediately began pouring in after Ellis shared a screenshot of her phone on social media. “I knew you could do it dumpling,” read one message from Ellis’ grandmother. Unfortunately, the influx of well wishers skyrocketed her unread message count to a new personal high.
“I’ll get to those right after I finish this one thing I’m working on,” Ellis insisted.